Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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