SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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