also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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