My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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