5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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