I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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