i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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