Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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