I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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