Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She said her name was "party"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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