I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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