moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
