hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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