Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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