lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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