no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
