Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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