Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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