i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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