Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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