I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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