think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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