I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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