He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im holly from the hills drunk
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
