We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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