remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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