Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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