just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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