this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's never too late to be topless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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