Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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