I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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