Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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