My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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