My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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