just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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