So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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