I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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