Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
