She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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