dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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