Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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