I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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