You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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