i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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