I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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