I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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