what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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