so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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