It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Bring me that man meat
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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