I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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